WHAT. A. WEEK. The national championship race was shaken up a bit, some teams were exposed and conference races took more form. I had a miserable Thursday night but by the end of the week come away relatively pleased with the developments (short of FSU) of the week. AS ALWAYS, we use the intro to give shot outs and call outs to the teams and people that earned my love or distaste this week. While some will come in the top 15 writeups, let’s focus on those who will not be appearing in the poll. First and foremost, BIG UPS to Steve Addazio and Boston College. Played like crap most of the afternoon but ultimately closed it out late and got that fifth win in a game that would’ve been a BRUTAL loss for me to take with my bowl call. Instead the Eagles get three chances to get the sixth win and grab a bowl invite. I expect it to come next week vs NC State at home on Senior Day. Do right by me, Steve. Shout out to Ball State for getting win number nine and moving within one of the 10 wins I projected for you before the season. Do me a solid and take Northern Illinois out this week. Final shoutout to any team who gained bowl eligibility this weekend that I had as one of my 70 before the year. Some aren’t guaranteed bids but off the top of my head that goes out to Utah State, Marshall, Middle Tennessee, Western Kentucky, Ole Miss and Washington.
Miami’s Coastal Hopes May Have Died With My Prediction Saturday Night
Call outs? WHATUP Oklahoma. What in the hell was that? I usually stick to my guns with preseason predictions but I felt you did me a solid and gave you some love the last few weeks. Then you wet yourself in Waco. Bob Stoops, cling tight to that national championship because you’ve been wetting yourself in big games for years. You can join the Red Raiders in Club “No Longer a Factor in the Big 12″…enjoy the Sheets (K.M. NOTE: Sheetz) Stop N GO Fun Bowl sometime this postseason. Another call out? How about Texas Tech getting pummeled at home by Kansas State? K.M and I were spot on for weeks when we weren’t giving Texas Tech love despite being in the top 10 of national polls. Today was just the latest example of your foolishness ranking. Finally one last one, SHOUTOUT to ALL NINE TEAMS who delivered on my teaser to win me $77. Maryland hoops, USC hoops, Arizona hoops, Mizzou football, VT football, Notre Dame football, UCLA football, San Diego State football and USC football. THANK YOU ALL. BRAVO! Onto this week’s top 15…
1) Alabama Crimson Tide- 30 points (Bryan: 1st, K.M: 1st)
Bryan: Nothing like dropping the hammer in the second half to preserve the undefeated record and MORE IMPORTANTLY keep the SEC in the championship race. I talked last week about how you couldn’t afford a loss this year and that’s still true. All systems are clear to Auburn now. I don’t believe in Auburn. I think 12-0 is a formality but some people do believe in them so I’ll give Auburn some respect. Is A.J McCarron the Heisman? Nah, I wouldn’t give it to him but I told you before the year Braxton Miller would win it. In fact if Winston wins the award this will be the THIRD year in a row I didn’t even put the winner on my list of names to watch. But enough about me, this is about the Tide. The CHAMPIONSHIP Tide whose dream of a three peat is extended even longer. That was a championship level performance tonight when all seemed to be going LSU’s way. Not sure any play was bigger than that strip on the one yard line early. So here is a bow to the Crimson Tide, the greatest team in the land. SEC! SEC! SEC!
Trending: 11-0 to Auburn. I smell a national title game berth.
K.M: BUT BUT BUT LSU WAS THE BETTER TEAM IN THE FIRST HALF AND A GOAL LINE FUMBLE AWAY FROM LEADING. Yea, and if Alabama could catch an interception LSU would have lost by 35 at least. So shut the fuck up. Alabama was the better team, and you can fantasize about how a break here or a few calls your anti-Tide bias made you believe somehow went Alabama’s way cost LSU the game, but the bottom line is you play that game 100 times and Alabama wins 98. They were the far superior team. A.J. McCarron with another flawless performance. If he loses the Heisman to a freshman it’s a fucking travesty. He deserves it. Saban says he’s the best QB in the country. Saban is the best college football mind in the universe. He should have the only vote for Heisman. I mean seriously. Dude is going to win 3 national titles. College football proves time and time again that these flash in the pan busters like Johnny Swagball and Marcus Marioh-shit-Stanford-on-my-ass don’t belong in A.J. McCarron’s zip code. Do the right thing. Let A.J. McCarron win the Heisman. That’s what he does. Win. And Bama is going to win everything. Fucking formality. Big shout out to the Bama fans that chanted WE WANT BAMA at the end of the game. That’s what is up. You all know you are the only team that matters. Tell all the other fanbases to suck your dick.
Trending: Title
2) Florida State Seminoles- 28 points (K.M: 2nd, Bryan: 2nd)
K.M: The shine is coming off the ACC. FSU is murdering a conference that looks closer to the AAC then the SEC right now. Is Clemson a good win? We’ll see when they play South Carolina. Is Miami? Fuck no. My frauds are fucking frauds. There is a good chance FSU ends this season beating nobody worth a damn. FSU can’t hang with Alabama. Remember when I told you all how the early line for Bama/FSU was -3.5. Now it’s 5.5. You know why? Because 3.5 was a fucking awful line. It will go to 7.5. You know why? 5.5 is a fucking awful line. Alabama is Alabama. Florida State is Alabama Lite. There is nothing FSU can do to the Tide. Alabama will beat the shit out of Gold Chainis Jameis. A.J. McCarron will shred the Seminole D. Shit will get ugly. Do yourself a favor, FSU. Lose to Florida. Save yourself the embarrassment on the national stage. You want Bama? Careful what you wish, you may regret it. Careful what you wish, you just might get it.
Trending: Towards a loss. Probably at the end of it all. But it’s coming. And if it’s at the end, I’ll make a shitton of cash off it.
Bryan: God this kills me. I absolutely am sick to my stomach putting the Noles here but what are you going to do? I can’t deny them their rightful spot. Even if the Miami win CLEARLY isn’t as good as Noles fans tried to make it a week ago when I correctly (again) informed them of that. However even with that diminished win, add in the Clemson curb-stomping and just eviscerating every other opponent they play and what can I do? They look the part and may be best equipped to derail the Crimson Tide of anyone who could get there. The offense is real tough and the defense which looked spotty to start the year has turned it around in a big way. I hate them, despise the Noles, but man they’re good. There’s literally zero chance they lose before the BCS title game. I don’t care how many years of precedent there are. There’s literally nothing on their schedule worth even looking at. Clemson let the nation down when they lost to the Noles and now we root for Ohio State to go unbeaten and Baylor if Texas doesn’t win the Big 12. I need this team to miss out. I want to troll them. PLEASE COLLEGE FOOTBALL. GIVE ME THAT CHANCE.
Trending: Solid number two until they lose. Others can amass better resumes’ perhaps but none that will be overwhelming enough to override the eye test. The Seminoles look like a worthy opponent for Alabama.
3) Stanford Cardinal- 26 points (Bryan: 3rd, K.M: 3rd)
Bryan: I FUCKING HATE when K.M is right about Stanford-Oregon. It’s quickly becoming one of the least enjoyable moments of the college football season. Nonetheless what Stanford did on Thursday night was DAMN IMPRESSIVE. Shutting the Ducks out for the majority of the game and winning by a margin MUCH WIDER than the final score indicated. So now the logical questions become “How do you have Stanford over Ohio State with a loss to Utah?” It’s a fair question. Regardless of how Utah looked today again at home reality is the Utes are 4-5. You have a loss to a 4-5 team it’s an ugly loss no matter what. I then looked at the wins: Arizona State, Oregon State, Oregon (impressively), Washington, UCLA and honestly I netted the wins vs the bad loss and said the wins override the loss. Stanford’s wins simply DROWN Ohio State’s wins and the Utah loss isn’t enough of a negative to drag Ohio State back ahead. I know the pollsters won’t follow suit and K.M and I will be different than them but it would be an injustice to put Stanford lower than third. They earned this. Now I have to root for Stanford to win out even though it kills my Oregon PAC-12 champ prediction. If Stanford was going to get a BCS bid it was going to be as a 10-2 Rose Bowl replacement for Oregon in the NCG. With the Ducks out of the title race, another Stanford loss means Oregon goes to the Rose and Stanford isn’t getting picked probably. Can’t risk that. I want both BCS picks. So give me a 12-1 Stanford and 11-1 Oregon.
Trending: Well earned #3. I may go back and forth on you and Ohio State here.
K.M: Beat the fucking shit out of the Ducks. I mean damn. Oregon can’t handle Stanford in the club. It’s not OSU’s fault they are 4th. If Michigan State keeps playing this lock down D, Ohio State has a chance to get back to third. A chance. Also, you seen the Stanford/USC line? What the fuck is that about? Vegas has no respect for this program. I’ve been riding the Stanford bus straight into a brick wall of disrespect all season. I knew somewhere along the way, I was going to get one flat tire. But eventually the linesmakers swear the engine on this ride is going to blow. I’m not sure it will derail their BCS hopes if it happens. Stanford will still beat Notre Dame, which for some fucking reason gets you love from the types of morons that decide BCS bowl bids, and has quite the 2 loss resume if they job another. But I’m talking hypothetical here. The reality is, I don’t care how small a favorite Stanford is moving forward, I expect this team to win out. If Florida State fucks up, I will give serious consideration to promoting this team as the Alabama fodder. If you are going to lose a game, sometimes it helps to lose an explainable one. If they lost to UCLA, we could be like “Fuck the Trees, they lost to UCLA, how can they be great?” But when you lose to Utah, it’s so bizarre you just have to chalk that shit up to “fuck, goes to show you anything can happen”. Maybe they picked a good one to lose after all. Now just keep it at 1.
Trending: Time will tell.
4) Ohio State Buckeyes- 24 points (K.M: 4th, Bryan: 4th)
K.M: Urb probably didn’t count on the fact that when you leave the SEC for all the free fucking wins in the Big 10, the downside is you leave the SEC schedule and the cred it buys you as well. Let’s be honest, it’s 50/50 if Urb even cares. He took this job to be awesome and destroy a conference that can’t handle him. He’s got an SEC team that is playing the equivalent of 12 out of conference games a year. But that doesn’t mean he has a team that could win the SEC. And if you can’t win the SEC, you can’t win the national title. Unless you are Alabama. Urb’s team isn’t ready for Alabama yet. And nobody is beating Alabama anyway. All Urb is doing is buying himself a big fat raise, a ton of equity with the Ohio State fanbase for winning out for 2 years in a row (if he does so, which he should), and stockpiling recruits. Do you think Urb would rather be Ohio State, and get to cry about how the system is unfair while going undefeated and not having to get their cock punched by the Tide, or be Florida State and have to end your season with a shot to the nuts from Bama? Ohio State has the way better scenario. Even when Urb isn’t given the chance to win, he wins. That’s Urb for you. Man isn’t just an exceptional coach and recruiter. Dude could fall out of a building and land in a pile of cash and blow. EVERTHING’S COMING UP URB!
Trending: Towards the greatest built in excuse ever.
Bryan: Not a bad bye week for the Buckeyes who get one step closer to the title game with the Ducks loss. In all honestly, IF they weren’t going to get a loss by both Oregon and Alabama they wanted Oregon to lose this week. It’s VERY UNLIKELY the Tide will lose now but IF one of the two was going to lose after this week it was Alabama. Alabama still has Auburn which again, I don’t believe in but I also am willing to concede could be a team who proves me wrong all year like some prior teams. There’s also the SEC Championship Game which I think if it’s the Gamecocks is the most likely chance for a loss. Oregon was never losing to Utah, Arizona, Oregon State or the PAC-12 South Champ. Stanford is the only PAC-12 team this year good enough to beat Oregon. So it was going to be 13-0 FSU and 13-0 Oregon at the end of the year if Oregon won this week. Michigan dropped another one today solidifying the 3+ losses call I had on them preseason. Ohio State plays nothing. Wisconsin is it. I say it every week. You have ONE LEGIT WIN. Now pollsters will only look at that zero in the loss column and put you third this week but not me. Sometimes you just get unlucky because of your schedule. This year is one of those Ohio State. Root for Bama or FSU to lose or else it’s the Rose Bowl.
Trending: Probably the Rose Bowl. Not a bad year.
T-5) Baylor Bears- 18 points (Bryan: 5th, K.M: 9th)
Bryan: Alright touche’ Baylor, that was impressive. Yea, you could say Oklahoma wet themselves as I have and just leave it at that but you trailed 5-3 early, were struggling on offense and faced adversity for the first time basically. You could have panicked. You didn’t and instead turned it up a notch as you shredded the Sooners. You took two units from me, K.M and our Hot Hook Ups. You stole $30 from me between two teasers. Reality is you shut me up with that performance and when I’m wrong I tip my cap to those who prove me wrong. I’m not here to make fake excuses for why you win. You were clearly better than Oklahoma. In fact if you beat Oklahoma State I want you 11-0 when you play Texas. IF, IF, IF I’m going to lose my Texas Big 12 champs prediction, I want it to be to an unbeaten Baylor. I want a shitstorm in the BCS’ final year. The defense of Baylor is what I came away most surprised by. Didn’t think it could be that productive. That D with that O worries me and my Longhorns. I’ll say that much.
Trending: Will pass Buckeyes if you stay unbeaten. Probably a ceiling of three if you win out. How far you’d drop with a loss is entirely on who it would come to and by how much. You’re safe in the top 15 unless you drop two.
K.M: Fuck you Oklahoma. I didn’t want to do this. Is your defense elite? Fuck if I know. Blake Bell is just terrible. I hate him so much. I ranked you, even in the top 10. And if you win at Okie State on the road, I will put you up with the rest of the elite unbeaten teams. You proved something to me, you aren’t complete frauds. But Okie State is where you prove you deserve to be in consideration for a top 4 spot if the BCS was doing the 4 team playoff this year. I’m not there yet. But you can change that. I hope you don’t.
Trending: So mad I have to write this section finally.
T-5) Oregon Ducks- 18 points (K.M: 8th, Bryan: 6th)
K.M: Scary thought: What if this really was the best Ducks team of all time? What if Stanford is just that powerful, that amazing in the trenches, that great? How the fuck will we ever know? That is what I hate the most about Oregon football. They play NOBODY that can possibly beat them until Stanford. Every year I expect to see Stanford, as long as Stanford is Stanford, beat up the finesse Ducks with body blows until they crumble to the mat like a bitch. One day, could Oregon be too fast and too skilled for Stanford? Sure, why not. But until Oregon plays ONE FUCKING TEAM out of conference that could beat them, we’ll always go into the Stanford game wondering if Oregon can hang with elite teams. Who knows, maybe it would even fucking prepare Oregon for Stanford? That year LSU kicked Oregon in the fucking teeth to open in the year, Oregon went to Palo Alto and beat the #3 Trees. Maybe that helped? Then again maybe not, considering USC bitched Oregon at Autzen the next week. Maybe Oregon is just bitch made. Still, would be nice to know by week 3 instead of week 10 some years. SCHEDULE SOMEONE WORTH A FUCK. You know who has an open date in 2014, and only TWO future games scheduled past that? The motherfucking Tide. They are there to be played. Get Phil Knight to write a fat ass check to Sparty and get out of that game, and go get you some of Bama. I want to be done with you well before now moving forward.
Trending: Here or so.
Bryan: Last year I said I wasn’t mad, just disappointed. Well fuck that this year. I’m DISGUSTED with that gutless performance from you on Thursday night. Marcus Mariota, despite being my boy, GAGGED for the second year in a row vs the Cardinal. I’ve called you the best Ducks QB since Kelly got there multiple times and you drop the ball for the second year in a row. This team has a habit of choking around November every year and it pisses me off. Guru texted me after the game saying he’s done defending the Ducks and that they’re “soft.” I might have to agree with him. I’m just not sure I can pick you to play for a PAC-12 title, much less a national title, until you prove to me you can do it again. It may be time to give you the Georgetown basketball treatment which if you the reader aren’t familiar is a rule I made with myself going into last year’s March Madness tourney. I WILL NOT pick the Hoyas to make the Sweet 16 again, no matter their seed, until they go a year with two tourney wins. That may be what you deal with. Hey Mark Helfrich, take the God damn field goal when it’s 4th and goal from the 4 early in the game. Maybe getting some points on the board would’ve done your O some good mentally. Welcome to Choke Island, Population Oregon Football.
Trending: To my preseason national title game next year. Who the fuck am I kidding? I’ll be pimping the Ducks next August again. Oregon’s like an addiction I can’t kick.
T-5) South Carolina Gamecocks- 18 points (Bryan: 8th, K.M: 6th)
Bryan: Bye week to get ready for a big tilt with the Gators. Big in you just handle your business, don’t dick around then root for Auburn. Mizzou will lose to Ole Miss or Texas A&M. I feel very good about that but you need a Bulldogs loss to make Atlanta. Georgia isn’t losing to Kentucky so this is it. Hope Auburn comes through for you. Hey Jadeveon, you gonna be ready for Bama if you get to the SEC title game? Terrified if the Gamecocks don’t make the SEC title game they’ll get drilled in a bowl game because they’re unmotivated and then I have to explain how a three-loss Gamecocks team who lost to Georgia and really beat nobody that legit is really a top ten team. Can’t wait for some top notch Spurrier trolling this week. Go get em OBC.
Trending: We’ll talk after Clemson if you’re 10-2 or 9-3. Lose before Clemson and you’re gone, it’s that simple. I’m letting one terrible loss slide because I believe in you. I won’t ignore two shitty losses.
K.M: Who you got next? The Gators? They fucking suck, see you guys next week after you win.
Trending: Next week after the sucky Gators suck maybe you’ll go up.
8) Texas A&M Aggies- 16 points (K.M: 7th, Bryan: 9th)
K.M: Man, you fuckers play no defense. I mean seriously. Mississippi State plays offense like a team that doesn’t fully grasp the concept of football most weeks. I started to see some people tweeting about how Johnny YOLOball wasn’t even the best player on this team. Took you guys that long to notice? Mike Evans is a fucking stud and a half. That dude has elite NFL receiver written all over him. The college game is unfair for him. He’s a tight end like mismatch, but on the outside. He lets Johnny LOLball jsut swag around in the pocket, spin a few times, throw pocket change directly in the face of the broke ass D-Linemen trying to tackle him (he calls this making it hail), and then throw it to Evans, who is never not open because he’s a giant ass dude with monster skills. Those two make a sick combo. Also, Mike Evans and Stephen Morris would be a sick combo. Because Mike Evans is the shit.
Trending: Gonna lose to LSU if Mettenberger is healthy after he got his legs blown off his body or whatever happened to him.
Bryan: My BOY Johnny Heisman just putting on a clinic vs Mississippi State today. Yea the Bulldogs suck but so does the Aggies D. You know what it’s like being asked to score 50 every week to win? Yea, neither do I because I was a scout team cornerback, but I IMAGINE it’s some tough stuff. Yet my boy Johnny Heisman just rolls out of bed (more than likely occupied by multiple females), brushes his teeth, goes to his team’s pregame meeting then comes out and dicks on the opposition. You want to doubt Johnny Manziel, go back and look at his numbers vs Alabama and then remember EXACTLY what this Alabama team is. He’s a CFB God and the nation is sleeping on his season because his shit defense couldn’t stop Auburn late. Do you Johnny Heisman. Go beat LSU in fake Death Valley and get that 10-2 season (even though it would eliminate my Gamecocks BCS pick).
Trending: To New York for a Heisman Trophy ceremony he won’t win. Yea, Johnny Heisman gets the A&M trending section. Nobody else is worthy.
T-9) Clemson Tigers- 14 points (Bryan: 7th, K.M: 11th)
Bryan: HERE COME THE BEEEEEEEEES. It really comes down to winning Thursday to ensure a 10-1 record going to Columbia and a chance to basically clinch an Orange Bowl berth because you BEST BELIEVE the Orange Bowl will take an 11-1 Clemson to replace FSU if the Tigers get there. Hell Clemson might even be able to lose to South Carolina and go to the Orange. As much as it KILLS me to see the Noles heading for the national championship game, it helps Clemson’s BCS odds most likely. Tajh Boyd and Sammy Watkins need to keep putting the team on their back. I simply don’t trust the defense or anyone else. Take us to the promised land boys. Don’t fail me now when old Bryan would’ve BURIED you in my poll after that FSU loss. I turned the page. I’m being nicer to you this year. Don’t make me look bad.
Trending: So help me God if you blow it vs the Bees.
K.M: Clemson always struggles with the BEEEEEEES. Thankfully for Clemson, the bees are absolute rat ass this year. So Clemson will kill them. Clemson is done playing meaningful football games until South Carolina.
Trending: A win. The bees suck.
T-9) Auburn Tigers- 14 points (K.M: 5th, Bryan: 13th)
K.M: I may put you in the top 3 if you beat Georgia. Just because I like to prop teams up right before they play Alabama. Shit entertains me. Makes it more fun for me to watch the Tide fucking kill teams when I pretend they are all top 8 opponents. You blasted Tennessee. Congrats. Makes it all the more stunning South Carolina failed to do that. Georgia is a wounded dog. They need to be put down like the 30 UGAs this season that have also been put down. End Georgia. Allow me to overrank you. And then eat shit and die vs. Bama. You have served me well so far, Auburn. Your record and schedule have been important. “Til after this week.
Trending: About to get their neck snapped.
Bryan: Oklahoma and Miami going down gets you into the poll finally. That smell I had of a loss to Arkansas or Tennessee? I must’ve been on some good drugs because neither came close. You get a chance to shoot up my poll against Georgia and Bama. Win both and hell I’ll have you top three. You have done me nothing all year but get a chance against the Bulldogs. I need you to deliver this week. Can you do that for me? I haven’t given you much love all year and still think you’re overrated and WAY OVERRATED by K.M, but you can take a step in the right direction with a win over the Dawgs this week.
Trending: Up probably into top 10 or out. It’s one or the other.
11) Missouri Tigers- 12 points (Bryan: 10th, K.M: 10th)
Bryan: You killed Kentucky. Hooray! You should be big Georgia fans this weekend. A Bulldogs win all but guarantees you go to Atlanta. You’d just have to win one of your final two to win the SEC East. Do you want that though? I mean honestly, do you want Alabama? I don’t think you do. I think you know the country would rather see Georgia with Gurley back or South Carolina. I’d say it’s up to you but it’s not because I don’t think you’re good enough to decide if you go to the SEC title game. I think Ole Miss and A&M decide that. Anyways I’m getting sick of you in my poll each week. Can you please drop another so I can throw you? You’re such a boring team.
Trending: We’ll talk after Ole Miss.
K.M: Nice work beating a team that is more interested in the start of it’s basketball season then playing football for what I believe is the forever straight year. Real impressive. I can’t wait to see which one of Ole Miss or A&M you lose to. Maybe both. You are really a fucking boring ass team. Bryan is damn right about that. Bryan and I are college football purists. We like teams that are good. Or teams that serve the needs of teams that are good. You being in the position you are in is just upsetting. We have no use for you. Go eat some Johnny FMLball swagouts or some Dr. Bo surgery and be gone from our site.
Trending: DR BO DR BO OPERATE ON ‘EM.
12) Oklahoma State- 8 points (K.M: 13th, Bryan: 11th)
K.M: I wish I trusted you more on the road, if I did I would LOAD up on you at Texas. But I don’t. So I eagerly await the result of this weeks game to further my opinion of you. That’s about all I got for this segment.
Trending: Ask me next week, unless they lose to Texas, then don’t cause I won’t have this section to answer you.
Bryan: Alright Pokes this is where it gets tricky. I think you’re more likely to go 10-2 if you beat Texas and lose to Baylor. But in order for me to get you and Texas into the BCS as I predicted in August I need you to lose to the Horns. Texas won’t get in as an at-large. They need to win the Big 12. You on the other hand I think have a shot at 10-2 but I admit it’s looking unlikely right now. If only you didn’t drop that game to West Virginia, I knew it would come back to bite you. We’ll see what you do this week. I know you’re legit.
Trending: Up or probably to next five.
13) Wisconsin Badgers- 6 points (Bryan: 12th, K.M: 14th)
Bryan: Pretty much dominated BYU save a couple dumb penalties to give BYU drives. Should win out and go 10-2 and be a worthy SEC opponent in a January 1st bowl. Ignore the BCS talk, I doubt it’s happening for you. Still a very good season nonetheless. Realistically should be aiming for 11-1 right now. I think I’ll mention that till the sun stops rising.
Trending: Not much you can do. You’re out of quality win opportunities.
K.M: I said I’d give you extra respect if you dominated BYU. You did. I lied. I forgot I had to rank 7 SEC teams a week by contract.
Trending: Maybe up if other teams lose or something.
14) Ole Miss Rebels- 4 points (K.M: 12th, Bryan: Hahahaha…NO)
K.M: Gonna kick the stuffing out of Mizzou.
Trending: Ole Miss is really the closest thing to a Historically White College. Apropos of nothing, just a thought I had.
Bryan: Good team. Not top 15 worthy. See below for further explanation.
Trending: Chance to make a statement when you get Mizzou.
T-15) LSU Tigers- 2 points (Bryan: 15th, K.M: 15th)
Bryan: Michigan State isn’t better than you. I know that but that’s three losses now and one in somewhat ugly fashion. If you went four strong with the Tide I’d be more inclined to move you up a couple spots even with three losses. But that’s now two losses I don’t have much respect for which added to one respectable one is becoming a LOT to overlook. You’re basically lucky I’d take you by double digits over anyone in my next five because otherwise you’d be out of the top 15. You’ll be back next year. Simply too much to overcome this year. You showed as a program you are indeed human.
Trending: To the tissue box and a calendar to start making off days till the start of the 2014 season.
K.M: Sorry about your damn luck.
Trending: I still love you.
T-15 Michigan State Spartans- 2 points (K.M: N/R, Bryan: 14th)
K.M: You’re fine, MSU. We’re pretty cool. You beat Michigan, I like that. You’ll probably beat Nebraska. I like that too. You’re my 16th team I think unless I’m forgetting some other SEC team I could maybe justify ranking.
Trending: Towards overhyped city on your way to a Ohio State game. You can’t beat them.
Bryan: Nebraska’s win means you haven’t clinched the division yet. Next week is a pretty big one. It gives Nebraska full control of its fate if it can win. You win and you’re the division champ more than likely (I don’t believe officially). It will be on the Sexy Six.
Trending: K.M…to pick up the clicker he just smashed upon finding out Michigan State-Nebraska will be on the Sexy Six.
Bryan’s Next Five:
UCF- Great win. Knocked fake ass Louisville out of the BCS most likely. Remember when I picked UCF to get a split of the AAC title? Yea, maybe I didn’t give them the BCS berth but I’ll take the percentage of credit few others in the country can claim.
Fresno State- Sweet win over Wyoming! Hoping San Jose St or Boise gets you before the year ends. Don’t want you in a BCS bowl.
Texas- HOOK EM BABY! What a win. Comeback on the road to move to 6-0. I don’t care if it was ugly. 6-0 is 6-0 in the Big 12. You win next week and you guarantee you play for the Big 12 title when you play Baylor. That’s something I’d have taken when the Big 12 schedule started and you were 1-2. Do right by me Horns.
Arizona State- Nice comeback at Utah. Puts you into pretty good position in PAC-12 South. You beat Oregon State and USC loses to Stanford and Trojans are toast pretty much. I think 2-1 in final three (Oregon State, Arizona, UCLA) takes the division. Come through for me and my prediction.
Ole Miss- Why not? They’d be here if they beat Missouri anyways so give the some early love in hopes they deliver for me.
K.M’s Next Five:
I’m rushing this shit out due to some fucking MACtion Bryan says is going to be on the Sexy Six on Wednesday so no next five random topics this week. I’ll make it up to you guys next week by doing something cool here HAHAHA psyche as always I’ll continue to treat this segment as optional as fuck and do it when I want to/have time/fuck you.
